Its a banana slicer for cereal!

God Bless America

I love these rings made of old U.S. coins… they are so patriotic! I think I have to own one.

Check out the variety of styles at the New York Library Store.

Barbie by Tarina Tarantino

We all know her Hello Kitty stuff, but now Barbie. For some reason it seems familiar to me. But, I don't know why. Surely I would have blogged it before if I had pics.

I have to say the $500 tiara is awesome! I wish I had a boyfriend who was rich and retarded enough to buy it for me. But that cameo is the only thing I really like. And it seems most of the Barbie line is pretty generic.

I think the Hello Kitty stuff is better as a whole.

Susina Bakery & Cafe

There's an article and picture in today's LA Times West Magazine of Susina's super decadant banana cream pie. It has enough heavy cream to bring a health man to his knees. Only the article and recipe are available online. The picture is even better than the ones above.

We should go to the bakery. It's not far from the Grove, and I'm dying to see the new American Girls store. I'm not sure I'm ready to attempt making the pie. But, maybe with some moral support.

UPDATE: Also not far from the Grove is Doughboys Bakery.According to Oprah's friend Gayle, the red velvet cake is amazing. I think the breakfast menu sounds awfully good.

You will get some new clothes

I once received a fortune that told me I would get new clothes...so I went right out and bought some, to take fate into my own hands.

I have always wanted to start my own fortune cookie company, where the cookies are delicious and the fortunes are quirky, outrageous, or sound like they might possibly be true.

Beth came up with "You will narrowly escape death today" - genius!

I also like "Someone will masturbate to you today"...it goes perfectly with that "in bed" fortune cookie game that everyone plays.

Help me think of more so I can quit my job and start my own fortune cookie enterprise!

She just bought some bi***en clothes...

You guys are slacking. If you don't keep up with the blog I'm just going to have to keep posting pictures from my trips to the mall.

Above: retardedly cute hula skirt purse from burlington coat factory. I almost bought it. But it's impossible to carry. And it's really more impressive when there are like a dozen of them all lined up on the shelves.

Below: my newest pair of super-cute shoes. They're slightly more wearable than cherries. But only slightly. They were the only cute thing in the entire JC Penney store, and I had one of those $10 off coupons.